I'd Like To Sing Songs

In 1964 Something Totally Unexpected Happened. I Got A Job I Enjoyed.

My Son Jack Once Said To Me, 'dad, Do You Think People Are Laughing With You Or At You?' And I Said, 'i Don't Care As Long As They're Laughing.'

They Say Military Have The So-called 'secret Intelligence' - This Amount Of Intelligence Must Be Very Secret, Since I've Never Seen Any Intelligent Military Person, Nor I Have Seen Any Sense In The Bloody Stupid Wars.

You've Got To Have Something To Retire To. Something You Always Wanted To Do But Your Job Prevented It.

I Tried Heroin Once And I Didn't Like It. It Frightened Me.