There Are No Uncriminal Crimes.

If You Go Out For A Drink, You Go Out For A Drink. You Don't Think, 'i'll Have A Few Pints. I'll Piss Up This Shrine.'

The Beatles Gave Me Everything. Especially Paul Mccartney. I Adore Him.

It Was Always Fun In The Early Days Of Black Sabbath, When I Stayed Away From Heavy Drugs. Then Someone Gave Me Cocaine And I Went, "hallelujah!" I Thought I'd Found The Meaning Of Life!

Most Guys My Age Are Boring Human Beings. They Sit In Bars, Get Drunk, And Then Go Home To Tell Their Kids The Way To Rule Their Lives, While They're Absolutely Stewed Out Of Their Brains.

I Couldn't Be A Royal. It's Like Living In A Supersonic Goldfish Bowl.