I'd Like To Produce, Direct,

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.

When I Go Back To The Stage, I Want To Be Able To Do Everything. I Want To Be Able To Do Music And Comedy And All That Stuff And Have A Show Like Nobody Ever Had Before.

If You're An Artist Like A Really, Really Long Time, It Stops Being A Performance. I'm Not Performing Anymore. I Reveal Myself To The Audience... I Show You Some Of Me. It's Not A Show No More.

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

How Can You Do The Moonwalk And Ask A Woman To Dance? Hey Baby Lets Dance... Cya Later!