I'd Like To Produce, Direct,

If I Don't Die In A Plane Crash Or Something, This Country Has A Rare Opportunity To Watch A Great Talent Grow.

Apparently Every Man Was Told To Bring Three Women With Them. Sounds Like A Ho-down.

That's My Idol, Elvis Presley. If You Went To My House, You'd See Pictures All Over Of Elvis. He's Just The Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived. And I Think It's Because He Had Such Presence. When Elvis Walked Into A Room, Elvis Presley Was In The F***ing Room. I Don't Give A F*** Who Was In The Room With Him, Bogart, Marilyn Monroe.

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

This Is How You Answer A Door In My Neighborhood. Who Is It?