I'd Go To, Like, Six

I Don't Think I've Ever Read Poetry, Ever.

I Have A Hard Time Memorizing Stuff. I'm Always In The Process Of Writing A New Song, So Trying To Learn A New One Takes A Minute.

My Skin Is Too Thick And Bullet Proof To Touch Me.

Slim Shady Is Just The Evil Thoughts That Come Into My Head. Things I Shouldn't Be Thinking About. Not To Be Gimmicky, But People Should Be Able To Determine When I'm Serious And When I'm F... Around. That's Why A Lot Of My Songs Are Funny. I Got A Warped Sense Of Humor I Guess.

I Just Say Whatever I Want To Whoever I Want Whenever I Want Wherever I Want However I Want.