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It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

Noise Pollution Is A Relative Thing. In A City, It's A Jet Plane Taking Off. In A Monastery, It's A Pen That Scratches.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of People In This World. The Realists And The Dreamers. The Realists Know Where They Are Going And The Dreamers Have Already Been There.