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I Would Show Up At A Party For Al Qaeda If You Said There's Going To Be A Dinner.
-Gilbert Gottfried
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I Would Show Up At
Gilbert Gottfried
I Would Show Up At A Party For Al Qaeda If You Said There's Going To Be A Dinner.
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