I Would Describe Myself As

Italians Are Fantastic People, Really. They Can Work You Over In An Alley While Singing An Opera.

Struggling Is Hard Because You Never Know What's At The End Of The Tunnel.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.

Everything I Do On Stage, I Made Up In Saloons. I Started Doing It In Front Of People, And That Became My Performance. I Never Had Writers.