I Would Describe Myself As

Al Capone's My Uncle. The Old Days Were A Lot Different. The Latin Casino Was The Big Time. When I Got There I Figured That I Was Doing Pretty Good, Because Remember, I Started In Nothing But After Hours Joints. I Can't Even Name Them Now, But That's How I Got Noticed.

I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

Political Correctness? In My Humor, I Never Talk About Politics. I Was Never Much Into All That.

So Many Young People Think The Big Sex Act Is The Whole Movie, But That's Not The Case. You Need To Be Able To Talk And Laugh And Cry Together.

I've Never Been Able To Tell Jokes. In The Beginning Of My Career I Did Impressions And Jokes Like Any Other Comedian, But I Was Never Very Successful Because I Did It Poorly. So I Started To Talk To The Audience And Started Talking About The Atmosphere Around Me And Started To Become Angry, Not In A Mean-spirited Way, But In A Fun Way - And My Attitude Developed From There.