I Would Call The French

A New Poll Shows That Senator Kerry's Support In The South Is Strongest Amongst Blacks. Kerry's Appeal To Southern Blacks Is Obvious. He Is A White Man Who Lives Far, Far Away.

American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed If They Were Made Of Equal Parts Water And Paper Towel.

I Don't Have Credibility, I'm A Comedian. I'm Not Ed Murrow Up On The Roof In A London Fog Reporting On The Blitz.

The Only Way The French Are Going In Is If We Tell Them We Found Truffles In Iraq.

Of Course, That's Just My Opinion. I Could Be Wrong.