I Worked My Way Up

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

She's So In Love With Me, She Doesn't Know Anything. That's Why She's In Love With Me.

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.