I Worked Hard To Meet

We’re As Likely To Hurt The Universe As We Are To Help It, And We’re Not Likely To Do Either.

We Acknowledge That Being The Person God Made You Cannot Separate You From God's Love.

Traveling, I Am Finding, Teaches You A Lot Of Things About Yourself. For Instance, I Never Thought Myself To Be The Kind Of Person Who Pees Into A Mostly Empty Bottle Of Bluefin Energy Drink While Driving Through South Carolina At Seventy-seven Miles Per Hour - But In Face I Am That Kind Of Person.

Every Year, Many, Many Stupid People Graduate From College. And If They Can Do It, So Can You.

Finally, I Decided That The Proper Strategy Was To Stare Back. Boys Do Not Have A Monopoly On The Staring Business.