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There's Nothing Like Opening Day. There's Nothing Like The Start Of A New Season. I Started Playing Baseball When I Was Seven Years Old And Quit Playing When I Was 40, So It's Kind Of In My Blood.

Old Third Basemen Become First Basemen, And Old First Basemen Become Designated Hitters.

I Was Three Over. One Over A House, One Over A Patio, And One Over A Swimming Pool.

If Anyone Stays Away (after The 1981 Strike), My Response Is This - Those People Had No Right To Ever Come To The Park, Because They Aren't True Baseball Fans.

If I Was Going To Make One Rule Change, I Would Bring The Dh To The National League.