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Do I Want Someone To Get More Hits Than Me? No. Do I Want Someone To Hit More Home Runs Than Me? No. Do I Want Someone To Have More Rbi Than Me? No. I Get A Kick Out Of Seeing The All-time Leaders And My Name's On Top Of Every One, With The Exception Of Strikeouts. I Get A Kick Out Of That.

I Never Lifted A Weight In My Life. Why Am I Going To Do Steroids? That's Not Going To Do Me Any Good. We Didn't Have Any Weights In Our Clubhouse. We Had One Exercise Bike And That Was For The Guy Who Tweaked His Hamstring. And That Thing Didn't Even Work Half The Time.

I've Only Read Two Books In My Life: Baseball Sparkplug And Love Story.

Even Today, If The Royals Win Six Games All Year, If They're Going To Go 6-156, I Hope They Beat The Yankees Six Times.

If Anyone Stays Away (after The 1981 Strike), My Response Is This - Those People Had No Right To Ever Come To The Park, Because They Aren't True Baseball Fans.