I Wish I Could Think

My Education Was Dismal. I Went To A Series Of Schools For Mentally Disturbed Teachers.

I Don't Want To Achieve Immortality Through My Work. I Want To Achieve It Through Not Dying.

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

I Don't Believe In Competition For Artistic Things. I Just Like The Atmosphere Of The Cannes Festival. I Don't Want To Win Anything Or Lose Anything.

Why Does Man Kill? He Kills For Food. And Not Only Food: Frequently There Must Be A Beverage.