I Will Respect This Liver.

There Isn't A Single Player I Would Pay To Watch. A Great Entertainer Needs To Have Charisma.

I'm Ok. Much Better Than On Other Occasions. It's True That I've Made Lots Of Mistakes But I've Never Tried To Bother Anyone. I Want To Stay Alive, Preferably In Peace, Without Seeing Every One Of My Mistakes In The Papers, And On Many Occasions, Even Stories That Are Lies.

I Used To Go Missing A Lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It