I Will Hit A Man

If You Get Offended By My Music, Don't Listen To It.

Slim Shady Is Just The Evil Thoughts That Come Into My Head. Things I Shouldn't Be Thinking About. Not To Be Gimmicky, But People Should Be Able To Determine When I'm Serious And When I'm F... Around. That's Why A Lot Of My Songs Are Funny. I Got A Warped Sense Of Humor I Guess.

Guns Are Bad, I Tell You.

Ninety-nine Percent Of My Life I Was Lied To I Just Found Out My Mom Does More Dope Than I Do

At Least Have The Decency In You / To Leave Me Alone, When You Freaks See Me Out / In The Streets When I'm Eating Or Feeding My Daughter