I Will Blow Your Face

The Economy In Ireland Has Been Rampaging Ahead For The Last 15 Years. Barring An International, Political Or Natural Catastrophe, Things Can Only Get Better For The Irish.

The Advice I Would Give To Someone Is To Not Take Anyone’s Advice.

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

The Other Day I Got Out The Shower And I Bend Down To Reach For A Towel, And I Felt A Sharp Pain In My Chest. Shot Through My Chest And Up Around My Shoulder And Down My Spine. I Thought 'oh, Lord.' I Thought I Was Dying. I Bent Over And Looked, And I Was Standing On My Own Titty.

Apparently Every Man Was Told To Bring Three Women With Them. Sounds Like A Ho-down.