Glory, Like The Phoenix 'midst

Man Is A Carnivorous Production, And Must Have Meals, At Least One Meal A Day; He Cannot Live, Like Woodcocks, Upon Suction, But, Like The Shark And Tiger, Must Have Prey; Although His Anatomical Construction Bears Vegetables, In A Grumbling Way, Your Laboring People Think Beyond All Question, Beef, Veal, And Mutton Better For Digestion.

It Is Not For Minds Like Ours To Give Or To Receive Flatter; Yet The Praises Of Sincerity Have Ever Been Permitted To The Voice Of Friendship

Fools Are My Theme, Let Satire Be My Song.

I Have Always Believed That All Things Depended Upon Fortune, And Nothing Upon Ourselves.

Better To Sink Beneath The Shock Than Moulder Piecemeal On The Rock!