I Went To The Doctor

My Mother-in-law Fell Down A Wishing Well. I Was Amazed; I Never Knew They Worked.

My Mother-in-law Had To Stop Skipping For Exercise. It Registered Seven On The Richter Scale.

I Need To Give Affection And Love, Because Without That, I Wither. I Need To Give That Love To Someone. Without That, I'm Rudderless.

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.

I Used To Sell Furniture For A Living. The Trouble Was, It Was My Own.