I Went To Computer Class

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.