We All Know That America

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

Remember That No Matter How Selfish, How Cruel, How Unfeeling You Have Been Today, Every Time You Take A Breath, You Make A Flower Happy.