I Went Through Absolute Stress

At First All I Wanted To Be Was Famous; Then I Realized That Fame Had Nothing To Do With Talent. I Felt That I Didn't Do Anything Quite Well Enough, That I Was One Of Those People Who Was Famous But Not Very Talented. So I Said, Okay, I'll Be The Dinah Shore Of The Seventies, On Tv All The Time But Nobody Quite Knows Why.

I Never Cared About Money. I'm Not Destined To Be A Rich Woman. I'm Destined To Be A Woman Who Makes A Lot Of Money And Never Has Any. I've Made Millions And Millions And Millions Of Dollars And I Just Spend It.

My Mother Once Said "if You Don't Pay Attention To Age, Then It Won't Pay Attention To You." And She Says It, And It Sounds Nice, But I Don't Buy It.

I'm Just The Worst Little Buddhist In Town.

I Love Ghosts, I Prefer Ghosts To Some People.