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Turning 50 Can Be Difficult, Sometimes Dangerous, For Women. The Danger Is In That Blip That Can Come From The Fact That You Become Invisible, And If You're Not Careful And Don't Embrace That, It Can Trip You Up And You Lose Confidence.

I Do Think You Are Supposed To Go Through Wars With Your Child Because Otherwise The Tearing Apart That Has To Happen When They Go Off To Lead Their Own Life Would Be Unbearable.

I Keep My Own Personality In A Cupboard Under The Stairs At Home So That No One Else Can See It Or Nick It.

In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy Old Bag.

What Was I Thinking? Fact Is I Wasn't Thinking. I Didn't Want To Think. I Wanted To Feel.