I Wasn't One To Go

I've Always Tried To Be Pretty Healthy, Eating Well And Exercising Regularly. I Definitely Give Myself Treats.

The Holidays Are Also A Time When People Freak Out About Their Finances. If You Don't Want To Spend The Money, Why Not Try Some Of The Other Options Instead Of Killing A Bunch Of Animals?

I Laughed More In The Hospital Than I Ever Have In My Life, Making Fun Of All The Weird Things That Were Happening To Me.

I'm Going To Have Cute Boobs 'til I'm 90, So There's That. I'll Have The Best Boobs In The Nursing Home. I'll Be The Envy Of All The Ladies Around The Bridge Table.

Sometimes I Stand There Going, 'i'm Not Doing Any Of This Right!' And Then I Get This Big Man Belch Out Of Her, And I Go, 'ah, We Accomplished This Together.'