I Wasn't A Sex Symbol,

I Never Did Cheesecake; I Just Used My Hair.

Alan Ladd Was A Marvelous Person In His Simplicity. In So Many Ways We Were Kindred Spirits. We Both Were Professionally Conceived Through Hollywood's Search For Box Office And The Types To Insure The Box Office. And We Were Both Little People. Alan Wasn't As Short As Most People Believe. It Was True That In Certain Films Alan Would Climb A Small Platform Or The Girl Worked In A Slit Trench. We Had No Such Problems Together.

You Could Put All The Talent I Had Into Your Left Eye And Still Not Suffer From Impaired Vision.

I Wasn't A Sex Symbol, I Was A Sex Zombie.

Hollywood Gives A Young Girl The Aura Of One Giant, Self-contained Orgy Farm, Its Inhabitants Dedicated To Crawling Into Every Pair Of Pants They Can Find.