I Wasn't Thriving Socially, So

If It Was Up To Me, I'd Get More Oil Tanker Drivers Drunk. I Don't Value Music Much. I Like The Beatles, But I Hate Paul Mccartney. I Like Led Zeppelin, But I Hate Robert Plant. I Like The Who, But I Hate Roger Daltrey.

I'd Like To Live Off The Band, But If Not, I'll Just Retire To Mexico Or Yugoslavia With A Few Hundred Dollars, Grow Potatoes, And Learn The History Of Rock Through Back Issues Of Creem Magazine.

You Do Learn Things And One Of Them Is That Happiness Has Nothing To Do With Validation From Other People, The Important Thing Is Being Happy With Yourself ... Finding Something That Is Important To You And Sticking With It No Matter What Anyone Says. The Truth Is You've Got To Really Be Tough Because There Are All Kinds Of Forces That Are Always Trying To Get You To Do Things Their Way ... Trying To Tell You That You Are Throwing Your Life Away If You Don't Follow Their Advice.

That's What Music Is: Entertainment. The More You Put Yourself Into It, The More Of You Comes Out In It.

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.