I Was Voted Biggest Ham

I'd So Much Rather People Think I Was Funny Than Pretty.

Yes, Creative People Are More Prone To Addiction Or Addictive Behavior. But, Equally As Prone Is Your Mailman, Your Mother, Your Brother, Your Friend, The Guy Who Does Your Banking. It's Everywhere. The Thing That Happens In The Press Sometimes Is Whitney Houston. She Was Just An Addict. Just Like Your Uncle Steve.

I Was A Full Foot Taller Than Any Child My Age.

Royal Young Has Accomplished A Rare Feat In His Fresh And Riveting Debut: He Manages To Recount His Fascinating Youth And Unconventional Family With A Mixture Of Humor, Scathing Honesty And Tenderness. Much More Than Simply A Book About A Kid Who Dreams Of Stardom, Fame Shark Is A Thoughtful, Hilarious And Moving Love Letter To His Family And The Lower East Side Of New York City.

To Actually Be Allowed To Be Beautiful Is A Total First For Me.