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You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.