I Was Quite A Reader

My Best Album Is Called In Search Of A Song. That Was My Best Shot Right There. My Finest Hour, As They Say. I Could Listen To The Whole Thing All The Way Through. There's Nothing Really Crammed Into It.

A Monkey Was The President, Though Maybe Not The First. And There Was Peace And Harmony Throughout The Universe.

My Theory Is If You Have A Religion, It's A Good One. Because Some People Don't Have Any At All.

I'm A Very Comfortable And Happy-go-lucky Old Man. I Never Wanted To Be Great, Because I'd Just Get Worried.

It's Faster Horses, Younger Women, Older Whiskey And More Money.