I Was Just Thinking, If

If All The Time Consumed In Attending Dinners And Luncheons Was Consumed In Some Work, The Production Of This Country Would Be Doubled

A Man Who Dies Without Adequate Life Insurance Should Have To Come Back And See The Mess He Created.

Every Harvard Class Should Have One Democrat To Rescue It From Oblivion.

We Fed 'em Xmas And New Years; Now All The Poor Have To Do Is Just Fill The Few Meals Until Next Xmas

On Account Of Being A Democracy And Run By The People, We Are The Only Nation In The World That Has To Keep A Government Four Years, No Matter What It Does.