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I Guess The Only Way To Stop Divorce Is To Stop Marriage.

Every Gag I Tell Must Be Based On Truth. No Matter How Much I May Exaggerate It, It Must Have A Certain Amount Of Truth.... Now Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

And If You Call One A Real Estate Agent And He Won't Sell You Anything. He Is A Realator. It's The Same As What The Old Fashioned Real Estate Agent Used To Be Only The Commission Is Different.

Be Thankful We're Not Getting All The Government We're Paying For.

There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works.