I Was In My Friends

If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

A Dreamcatcher Works, If Your Dream Is To Be Gay.

After Going Through Years Of Litigation To Get Royalties Due To Him, The Guy Who Coined The Term 'happily Ever After' Lived Reasonably Well For A While.

My Original Goal Was Just To Do Stand-up But Then I Became Interested In Films - Writing A Film, Shooting One Someday, And Getting To Act In Them.

If You Have A Lip Ring Try Hanging Some Tiny Keys From It. This Will Make You Look Even More Interesting.