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I Loved Japan. I Used To Read A Lot About It When I Was A Child. And I Always Wanted To Go. And It Was Delightful. I Absolutely Loved It. What A Smashing Place.

I'm A Citizen Of The World. I Like It That Way. The World's A Wonderful. I Just Think That Some People Are Pretty Badly Represented. But When You Speak To The People Themselves They're Delightful. They All Want So Little.

I've Always Wanted To Go To Switzerland To See What The Army Does With Those Wee Red Knives.

Learn To Feel Sorry For Music Because, Although It Is The International Language, It Has No Swear Words.

Never Trust A Man, Who When Left Alone With A Tea Cosey... Doesn't Try It On.