I Was Being Paid To

Flip-flop, Hippety-hop, Offa Your Rocker And Over The Top, Life's A Fiction And The World's A Lie, So Put On Some Creedence And Let's Get High.

Life Turns On A Dime.

Parenting Is The Greatest Of Hum-a-few-bars-and-i'll-fake-it Skills.

If You Write (or Paint Or Dance Or Sculpt Or Sing, I Suppose), Someone Will Try To Make You Feel Lousy About It, That's All.

What Jack Didn't Understand Was That No Matter Where He Went, The Same Asshole Got Off The Plane.