I Was Always The Guy

They Always Use The Word 'insult' With Me, But I Don't Hurt Anybody. I Wouldn't Be Sitting Here If I Did. I Make Fun Of Everybody And Exaggerate All Our Insecurities.

Al Capone's My Uncle. The Old Days Were A Lot Different. The Latin Casino Was The Big Time. When I Got There I Figured That I Was Doing Pretty Good, Because Remember, I Started In Nothing But After Hours Joints. I Can't Even Name Them Now, But That's How I Got Noticed.

Some People Say Funny Things - But I Say Things Funny.

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.

You Lose Your Energy, You Lose That Excitement And It Gets The Audience Up.