I Was A Standup Comedian,

'constitutional' Is Just A Real Pip Of A Word. Positively Rolls Off The Tongue. In Fact, It's Downright Fun To Say. 'con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's The Verbal Equivalent Of Skipping Down The Street With An Ice Cream Cone In Your Hand. It's Like A Semantic Bag Of Lays Potato Chips. You Simply Can't Just Say It Once.

The Reason Most Comedies Don't Win Awards Is That The Filmmakers Put The Comedy First. This Means You Have To Create A Story Around The Jokes.

You Just Have To Be Classy At The End Of The Day. That Doesn't Mean You Can't Go With A Midnight Blue Tux. And If You Can Find A Deep Red Tux That Looks Classy And Classic, I Think You Can Pull It Off.

Bad Women's Comedies Are Made By Men Who Didn't Consult Enough Women.

I'm From Mt. Clemens, Michigan. It's Right Outside Detroit. The Suburbs. I Was Always Very Heavily Involved In Theater Back Then. I Was Always In Drama Club Or Forensics. Anything That You Could Do That Had Some Performing, I Was Doing It.