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Ever Since I Was A Little Kid, I've Felt Comfortable In A Suit. It All Started When My Mom Bought Me A Three-piece Pierre Cardin Suit. I Wore That Thing Everywhere. Eventually I Realized I Was Going To Be The Kid Who Got Beat Up In School, But I Kept Wearing It.

It's Healthy To Have Older Friends. You Go, 'look, I'm Younger Than Them!' That's Always The Nice Thing, If You Can Be The Youngest One In The Room At Times. Like If You're Always The Oldest One In The Room, You'll Start To Feel Like The Oldest Person In The World. So Get Older Friends, Because They're Cool. Get Cool Older Friends.

Many Republicans Have Always Reminded Me Of Professional Wwf Wrestlers. They Come Into The Ring All Pumped Up And Acting Like They're Invincible And That They're Going To Destroy Their Opponent. Then They Get Hit Once And Fall Down And Roll Around In Agony And Suddenly Seem Immobilized By Pain, Calling For The Ref To Intervene.

Why Is A Movie Starring Women Considered A Gimmick And A Movie Starring Men Is Just A Normal Movie?

One Of The Many Things I Want To Do Is Dig Us Out Of That Hole So That Guys, In Particular, Can Go: "oh, Yeah. Those People Are Really Funny. I've Seen That Person. It's A Woman. They Are Funny."