I Was A Loner And

Unfortunately, The Show's Success Comes At The Expense Of Its Biggest Asset -- The Comedians Themselves.

You Have To Have Lived Some Life. You've Got To Have Paid Some Dues.

The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against Vampires Is Because Vampires Are Allergic To Bullshit.

I'd Like To Make You Laugh For About Ten Minutes Though I'm Gonna Be On For An Hour.

Imagine People Calling You To Find Out If You're Dead. I've Led A Real Crazy Life At Times, And I've Had Many Strange Things Happen To Me, But That Was One Of The Strangest.