I Was A Ballerina. I

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

We Live In Los Angeles, Where You Are Expected To Move Every Two To Four Years, So People Can See How Well Your Career Is Going.

My Vegas Act Is How I Make My Money.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.