I Wanted To Retire From

There's Never Going To Be A Great Misunderstanding Of Me. I Think I'm A Little Whacked.

Sometimes Sex Gets In The Way Of A Relationship.

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

Sexuality Is An Expression Of Our Spirituality. Sex Makes You Get Real.

My Father Is A Great Grandfather. He's A Wonderful Grandfather, But He's A Terrible Husband.