I Want To Write Something

Playing Acoustic Guitar Is Like Having Sex With Your Clothes On. I Mean You Know How To Do It, But It’s More Difficult.

Buckethead [former Guns N' Roses Guitarist] Is Probably Twice As Good A Guitar Player As Me And Slash Combined, And Can Stand Having Fried Chicken Rubbed Up Against His Face All Night For A Couple Of Hours.

Brother Will Kill Brother, Spilling Blood Across The Land...

I'm Not A Great Singer

I Collect Books And I Have Some Really, Really Old Schoolbooks, And God Is Mentioned On Every Single Page.