I Want To See Toby

I Snorted Heroin Once By Accident. It Was Amazing. But Kids, Don't Snort Heroin. It's Too Good.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.

I'm A Comic, So I Like To Stay Nocturnal. I Work 10 P.m. To 1 A.m.

If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?