I Want To Be Governor

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I Came From An Upper-middle Class Home, Which Is Always A Hard Cross For A Country Singer To Bear.

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

One Thing We Are Sure Of Is There's No One Like Nelson Mandela Out There. That's Too Bad For Us.