I Want 'the Lady' Magazine

Of One Thing There Is No Doubt: If Paris Makes Demands Of The Heart, Then Munich Makes Demands Of The Stomach.

If There's Anything Worse Than Being 16, It's Having Parents Visibly Reliving Their Own Teenage Years In Your Anguished Presence.

People Always Say Theres No Such Thing As Bad Publicity, And You Always Think Theyre Right, Because It Seems Self-evident: Nobodys Going To Buy A Magazine That Nobody Ever Talks About, So People Should Want To Buy A Magazine That Everybodys Talking About.

I Talk To Bankers, Distributors, Marketing People. I Used To Sit At Home In My Tracksuit Bottoms, And The Real Excitement Of My Day Would Be Going Out To Get A Copy Of Private Eye And A Latte.

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.