I Wanna Make A Jigsaw

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks. By The Fourth Week, I Found It Tedious. I Got Bored And Grew Restless. I Had No Other Plan For A Job, Because From Seventh Grade On, I Had Planned On Law. So I Shifted My Focus From Classes To Extracurricular Activities.

Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest To Disrupt A Rock Garden.

I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I Don't Know Why.

I Bought A Clock, But The Big Hand Broke Off Of It... So I Just Added "ish" To Every Number.

There Is A Small, But Important, Difference Between Peeing In The Pool, And Peeing Into The Pool.