I View The Director As

I Think The Biggest Reason That Actors Are Complete A-holes As Soon As They Become Famous Is Because They Forget That This A Job. They Think That It's About Them, And It's Not.

This Isn't Like An Auction, Right? You Guys Aren't Going To Take It Away?

"our First Conversation Was On The Phone. I Was In The Bathtub, And I Had To Tell Him That I Was In The Bathtub Because I Was Afraid He Would Think I Was, Like, Playing In The Toilet When He Heard Water Swishing Around. [...] Then We Had Breakfast In Santa Monica, And I Spit Egg Inside Of His Mouth When I Was Talking.

Sometimes I Watch Films That I Can't Believe Got Made. Especially Because I Read Scripts That Are Truly Incredible, That Will Never Get Made. I Don't Know Who Is Behind Those Decisions. It's Like You Just Have To Doodle Something On A Page About The Underdog Who Finally Gets The Girl And The Film Gets Made.

Don't Go See The Movies, I'm A Troll. I Think The Movie Was Great, But Their Biggest Mistake Was Me.