Sometimes If A Script Is

When We Were Kids, We Would Never Open The Minibar. A $6 Snickers Bar? But The Other Day I Was In A Hotel And I Was Staring At A Snickers Bar, And I Finally Just Ate It. Then It Was Like Something In Me Snapped. I Opened All These Drinks. I Thought: I Can Do It Now. Now I'm All Grown-up. I Can Eat Things From The Minibar.

I Never Leave My House. Then I Don't Have To Put A Bra On, And I Don't Have To Change My Pants.

Yeah, When You're Making A Film, The Book Is A Good Tool, But Once You Have The Script And You're Making A Movie, You Have To Let Go Of The Book.

Where Are The Robert Redfords And Paul Newmans Of My Age Group? I Love James Franco, But Where's The Next James Franco? Where Are The Hunks Who Can Act?

I Changed Schools A Lot When I Was In Elementary School Because Some Girls Were Mean. They Were Less Mean In Middle School, Because I Was Doing All Right; Although This One Girl Gave Me Invitations To Hand Out To Her Birthday Party That I Wasn't Invited To.