I've Tried Several Varieties Of

I Have Three Phobias Which, Could I Mute Them, Would Make My Life As Slick As A Sonnet, But As Dull As Ditch Water: I Hate To Go To Bed, I Hate To Get Up, And I Hate To Be Alone.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

Acting Is A Form Of Confession.

In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed With Men, Women, And Odd Pieces Of Furniture.

They Aren't Making Mirrors Like They Use To.