I've Taken My Fun Where

For All We Take We Must Pay, But The Price Is Cruel High.

For The Female Of The Species Is More Deadly Than The Male. A Woman's Guess Is Much More Accurate Than A Man's Certainty. Take My Word For It, The Silliest Woman Can Manage A Clever Man; But It Takes A Very Clever Woman To Manage A Fool. I Never Made A Mistake In My Life; At Least, Never One That I Couldn't Explain Away Afterwards

In The Carboniferous Epoch We Were Promised Abundance For All, By Robbing Selected Peter To Pay For Collective Paul; But, Though We Had Plenty Of Money, There Was Nothing Our Money Could Buy, And The Gods Of The Copybook Headings Said: 'if You Don't Work You Die.'

More Men Are Killed By Overwork Than The Importance Of The World Justifies.

Never Praise A Sister To A Sister, In The Hope Of Your Compliments Reaching The Proper Ears.