I've Met People Who Are

I Have An Equal Opportunity Womb!

Honestly, Because It's My Third, I Feel Like I've Been Pregnant For Like Six Years, Seriously.

I've Met People Who Are Baffled By Children, As Though They Were Never Children Themselves.

Without A Doubt In Sketch Comedy There Are Fewer Women Than Men.

You Don't Want To Be The First Person To Tell Your 5-year-old, Like, 'you're Going To Have A Life Filled With Disappointments And Letdowns - Enjoy!'