I've Had To Remove All

I Once Looked In The Mirror At Myself And Noticed That, Without A Doubt, I Am A Sexy Man. In Fact, I Don't Think I'll Ever Get Married...it Just Wouldn't Be Fair For My Spouse To Catch Me Enjoying A Look In The Mirror More Than Having Sex With Her.

Sometimes I Regret Not Being Catholic. I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good Saint.

I Never Looked At Bread The Same Way Again

I'm Kind Of Jealous Of The Life I'm Supposedly Leading.

I Like To Think Of Myself As The Chris Benoit Of The Movie Industry, Capable Of Taking Any Picture And Carrying It To Box-office Success. Take Garden State, Without Me That Would Have Just Been Two Hours Of Portman Doging.