In A Perfect World, Everybody

One Time I Considered Making A Video Game About My Life Where People Control A Character Called 'zach Braff' And Run Around Being Awesome. Then I Realized That Getting To Pretend To Be Me Would Be Like Shooting Up Heroin For Anyone Who Played It, And I Don't Want That On My Conscience.

Of Course Killing People Is 'wrong', But I Think History Shows That Sometimes It Serves The Greater Good.

I'm Not The Kind Of Person Who Digs Through Things Other People Have Thrown Away.

If John Mccain Were Really A War Hero He Would've Won Vietnam.

I Don't Think It's That Bad, I Mean, I Love People Following Me Around And Helping Me Do Stuff.